Lyrics Mental As Anything – Garageland
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I’m Sales Manager
Kitchenware
It’s not as bad as it sounds
I wear a suit
I push ’em all around
I got a nice house
I only go out to work
Real late at functions
I got a new car
As neat as a pin
It goes when I get in
Help me, Jesus
I’m never alone
In my cosy home
Got a radio and TV
I’ve got two kids
A boy and a girl
They both look just like me
Help me, Jesus
Help me
Hey there, I’m a salary man
I live out west in garageland
Doin’ alright, I’m a family man
I’m sittin’ out here in garageland
It’s hot out here
I need a beer
It’s a long way from the sea
There’s no crime on my lawn
It’s not too rough for me
Like a warm and hairy blanket
Give a beer
A whiskey or gin
I don’t care, I’ll drink it
Help me, Jesus
Help me
Hey there, I’m a salary man
I live out west in garageland
Doin’ alright, I’m a family man
Sittin’ out here in garageland
I’ll retire with a lump sum payment
Adequate pension
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Somewhere nice on the mid north coast
A holiday house
A car and a boat
I’m Sales Manager
Kitchenware
It’s not as bad as it sounds
I wear a suit
The girls are cute
I push ’em all around
I’m getting so fat
My wife doesn’t mind
We do it in the dark
Don’t talk too much
We’ve said enough
She still makes me laugh
Help me, Jesus
Help me
Help me, Jesus
Hey there, I’m a salary man
I live out west in garageland
Doin’ alright, I’m a family man
Sittin’ out here in garageland
Hey there, I’m a salary man
I live out west in garageland
Doin’ alright, I’m a family man
Sittin’ out here in garageland
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Mental As Anything – Garàge
