Lyrics Mike Posner – UberX Driver
Text:
UberX Driver
He sits in front of me and swallows his saliva
He fumbles in the cup holder for his chapstick
He puts his chapstick on his lips
He opens up his phone
He picks up his coconut water, unscrews the top and drinks it
He screws the top on, puts it down
He swallows his saliva again
He opens up his phone
He picks up his coconut water, unscrews the top and drinks it
Screws the top on, puts it down
He swallows his saliva again
He is doing many many things in hopes that he will stumble upon the magic combination
A certain ordering of chapstick, coconut water, saliva and saliva swallowing that will crack the code of his unhappiness and make him feel better
Meanwhile, I sit in meditation behind him, waiting for him to finish
He picks up his coconut water, unscrews the top and drinks it
He screws the top on, puts it down
He swallows his saliva again
He opens up his phone
He picks up his coconut water, unscrews the top and drinks it
Screws the top on, puts it down
He swallows his saliva again
He is doing many many things in hopes that he will stumble upon the magic combination
A certain ordering of chapstick, coconut water, saliva and saliva swallowing that will crack the code of his unhappiness and make him feel better
Meanwhile, I sit in meditation behind him, waiting for him to finish
Album
Mike Posner – Tear Drops And Balloons
Mike Posner – Samsara, Pt. II
Mike Posner – Introduction (Tear Drops And Balloons)
Mike Posner – Blank
Mike Posner – Charts
Mike Posner – No Time For Metaphors
Mike Posner – The Woman On The Wall
Mike Posner – Bruno Mars
Mike Posner – Interviews
Mike Posner – Woman I Was Scared To Talk To
Mike Posner – I Suck At Girls
Mike Posner – My Favorite Stain
Mike Posner – The Truth
Mike Posner – A Song With Pitbull
Mike Posner – We Don’t Chew Gum
Mike Posner – * = God
Mike Posner – Can’t Sleep In Germany
Mike Posner – Tear Drops And Balloons
Mike Posner – Little Blue Dot
Mike Posner – UberX Driver
Mike Posner – Quotes
Mike Posner – Don’t Ask The Sun To Shine More Like The Moon
Mike Posner – Masks
Mike Posner – Quotes, Pt. II
Mike Posner – Dating
Mike Posner – Poem With Too Many Complex Rhymes It’s Kind of a S**t Poem
Mike Posner – Pete = Me/You
Mike Posner – Who Am I To Say?
Mike Posner – Hate Mail
Mike Posner – Masks, Pt. II
Mike Posner – Alone In The City, Pt. III
Mike Posner – A NYC Memory I Remembered In Punta Cana