Lyrics NOFX – Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns

first joke

— Hey Hefe
— What?
— What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

second joke

— Hey Fat Mike, what’s a Jewish dilemma?
— I don’t know
— Free ham!

third joke

— Hey Hefe, what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
— What?
— Cuatro Sink-o!
— Ay!!

fourth joke

— Hey Melvin, you know why Hitler comitted suicide?
— Why?
— ‘Cause he got the gas bill!

fifth joke

— Woah guys, woah, that’s not funny man, you crossed the line with that one. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather, he died in a concentration camp
— Oh, Smelly, that’s terrible. I didn’t know that
— How did he die?
— He fell off the watchtower