Lyrics Of Montreal – Beware Our Nubile Miscreants

You only like him because he’s sexually appealing
But, I’ve read his journal, it was very revealing
He fucked your sister in an elevator room junior year, oh yeah, oh yeah
And let your brother suck him but then beat him so he can prove he wasn’t queer, oh no

You only like him because he’s sexually appealing
But, I’ve seen him working
I am getting the feeling
He has some serious predatory domination issues, oh yeah, oh yeah

He doesn’t climax alone
His heart beats a busy tone, no no no

He’s the sort of guy who will leave you in a k-hole
To go play Halo in the other room
Remember?
While you were bereaving Micheal’s death
He was over at Rachel’s cooking crystal meth
Oh, don’t you remember?
Don’t you remember

You only like him because he’s sexually appealing
But his psychic’s prediction has him hanging from the ceiling fan
In eight months

Our little dreams are still not possible
Our little dreams are still so possible
All our tough little dreams are the list of possible
And this goes directly to you

I don’t know (I don’t know)
What it is you want from me
But you… you cannot have
If you could read my mind
Know what I really, really feel