Lyrics Open Mike Eagle – Dark Comedy Morning Show

Dark comedy cold as the ocean
Add a lol cause nobody seems to know when I’m joking
For those who haven’t heard of me
I’m bad at sarcasm so I work in absurdity

We got that dark dark comedy
That dark d-dark dark dark d-dark comedy

Cause rappers ruin the punchline
Like stand up club hecklers doing the punchline
Cause I’ll tweet on Sunday morning like a preacher at a church
Because my true religion is the thirst
It’s like Burn After Reading
The dark ugly truth that addicts learn at the meetings
Sean already wrote about the modern man
The only other option is the plight of the hologram
It’s dark comedy, I would’ve called it black
If another dude calls me a racist, I’mma snap
Cause Google knows what’s in my cabinet
And Facebook logs all of my favorite sandwiches
And what they need the damn data for
To analyze the shit they’d need a whole ‘nother labor force

There’s mad shootings on the news
Unless it’s in the Chi, cause blacks and mexicans can die
I swear we live in John Lennon songs
Matching track suit like dude in Royal Tenenbaums
It’s like the In Living Color cast
We laugh and try not to wish death on the upper class
I’d like to run up on the Koch Brothers
And beat ’em with a garden hose made of old rubber
Give ’em rock bottoms and a cold stone stunner
Drop some cold butter on ’em from the skyscraper
Pistol whip ’em with the handle of a lightsaber
Cut ’em with rice paper, chuckle like a wiseacre
Instead think of something sarcastic, black
My man Nocan knows what I’m laughing at
My man Busdriver knows what I’m laughing at
My man Milo knows what I’m laughing at