Lyrics Paris Hilton – Happiness Is Not A Warm Scalpel
Text:
Amber:
I’ve never been so surgically maimed!
Rotti:
Amber, please, it’s not that bad.
Amber:
I’ll be the laughingstock of the stage!
Rotti:
Daughter, please, it’s not so bad.
Amber:
This is your fault!
I asked you to help me!
Rotti:
Now, amber, please.
I warned you about this.
Happiness is not a warm scalpel.
Amber:
I don’t care! it’s not fair!
Rotti:
Baby, baby, baby, don’t do this.
Amber:
I will never sing again!
Rotti:
I gave you the life I wished I’d had.
Amber:
I look like a crime scene, dad.
Rotti:
All you ever do is take, take, take. all I ever do is give.
I said nothing when you came to me
Asking, «can I be asian?»
Amber:
Rotti:
I did not complain
When you changed your name
From largo to sweet.
Amber:
I need a stage name!
Rotti:
You are a disgrace!
Your genes are not worthy of mine!
