Lyrics Reese Lansangan – On Wednesdays, We Wear Pink

Janis Ian, dyke
x3
Diving in a sea of lesbians

Cady is the new girl she’s just trying to get it right

Janis Ian, dyke
x3
Diving in a sea of lesbians

Cady finds it so, so hard to concentrate in class
Why even care when you can just stare
At Aaron Samuels’s ass
And it’s not all rainbows, not all smiles at Northshore High
She’s the new prey who tries everyday
To escape Kevin G’s harassment in the hallway

Janis Ian, dyke
x3
Diving in a sea of lesbians
Janis Ian, dyke
x3
Diving in a sea of lesbians

Enter the Plastics,
Karen, she likes her cousin Seth
Gretchen, with Toaster Streudel breath
Regina, the meanest of them all
She can sabotage your life with just one phone call
And you could go shave your back now Jason

Janis Ian, dyke
x3
Diving in a sea of lesbians
Janis Ian, dyke
x3
Diving in a sea of lesbians

She’s a Mathlete
Don’t give her that seat
Cause Kalteen bars is all she can eat
She’s a Spring Fling Queen
A Plastic
Who made army pants and flip flops fantastic
Home-schooled jungle freak
Who barely made it alive on her first week
And in Northshore, hormones abloom
At the projection room
Above the auditorium

Cady’s on the brink, she’s on her kitchen sink
With the fertility vase of the N’debele
A Frankenstein invention, deserves an intervention
She needs to be saved from the underbelly
(Shh) A moment of silence
For Gretchen’s gold hoop earrings from Hanukkah
Put it on the Burn Book, butter my muffin
I’ll get some lovin’ from this high school jungle, jungle

Janis Ian, dyke
x3
Diving in a sea of lesbians
Janis Ian, dyke
x3
Diving in a sea of lesbians

Is butter a carb
x3
The limit does not exist (yeah)
Is butter a carb
x3
Diving in a sea of lesbians!