Lyrics Rhett & Link – My Exercise Bike

Rhett:
This is my exercise bike
It’s got a lot of features that I like
Like a seat

Link
(That’s all pretty standard.)

Rhett:
This is my exercise bike
You ought’a see just how fast I ride
Look at me
Going faster than the speed
Of a pregnant cheetah

Link
(How pregnant?)
Rhett:
(Half pregnant.)

It’s like I’m riding in the Tour De France
Link
But in his mind that’s what he means
Rhett
Don’t need no drugs to boost my performance
Link
Just test his pee you’ll see he’s clean
Rhett
Got to the top, totally on my own
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He’s a man of his word
Rhett

Rhett:
(Herbs)

This is just my exercise bike
The resistance goes from low to high
And when it’s high
It makes it seem like I
Am going up an incline

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(Well, yeah, that’s generally how they work.)

Rhett
You need to stop it with your accusing
Link
He’s just a natural athlete
Rhett
No I’m not getting a blood transfusion
Link
It’s just a bag of pudding
Rhett
And look at this ball, it’s not deflated at all
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Plus it’s irrelevant to this conversation
Rhett:
And no I didn’t send my cousin to the
Congo to extract the DNA of a gorilla
And then formulate it into a sports drink which I personally endorse
Link:
It’s called Gorillagy

This is just my exercise bike