Lyrics Rod Stewart – Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered

Rod Stewart
After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy I awake
With no Bromo Seltzer handy,

Cher
Men are not a new sensation;
I’ve done pretty well, I think.
But this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink

I’m wild again
Beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Rod Stewart
Listen, baby
I couldn’t sleep
And wouldn’t sleep
Until I could sleep where I shouldn’t sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Cher
Lost my heart but what of it?
My mistake I agree.

Rod Stewart
Oh she’s such a laugh, and I love it
Although the laugh’s on me.

Cher
Oohh I’ll sing to him
Bring springs to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him

Oh you’re so cute
Oh she’s kept enough, she’s slept enough
And yet, where it counts she’s adapt enough

Cher
Aha

Both
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Cher
When he talks he is seeking
Words to get off his chest.

Rod Stewart
Horizontally speaking
She’s at her very best.

Both
Oh we’ve seen a lot
I mean a lot
And now we’re like sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
Oh, we’re vexed again
Perplexed again
Thank God we can’t be over-sexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I