Lyrics Rucka Rucka Ali – Herro

Herro
I’m Chinese
I was wondering if you would like
Some beef with broccoli

I come over from Beijing
I play ping pong and pray to Buddha
And say ching chong chong ching

Herro
You want sake?
Or you want California dragon roll
With ginger and wasabi

If you’re hungry
Call me
I get you table in my restaurant
With free fortune cookie

There’s a small difference
Between lunch
And dinner price

Herro from the Far East Side
Our wall goes for a thousand miles
Our children make Nikes
And sing Christmas songs
And Kim Jong Un leads us
We dream of his dong

Herro from the Far East Side
I like eggrolls, I cannot lie
I sell you calamari with pepper and salt
Little House on the Prairie is my favorite show
In the world

Herro

I don’t feel too well
Ever since I ate that orange chicken
I can’t take a crap
Ancient secret
Of the orange sauce
Mix cum with clementine

Herro from the Far East Side
I also selling child brides
I sell you my daughter for 20 Remninbi
That’s like 100 dollar
She hardly ever cries

Herro from the Laos side
My people have Laosian pride
We killed 2 million thousand in 1969
And the ones we didn’t kill
We made sit outside
On the floor

Uh, one, two, three
South Korea don’t got shit on me
I from the hood
I rap real good
Nuclear war?
I wish a bitch would

Rewind and listen again
I get mad pussy
You kiss men
Please leave message when you call
Stupid Mongolians breaking my wall

Herro from the Far East Side
I sometimes blow another guy
I still use Compuserve, Windows 3.1
And I love Filipinos
But I don’t like Taiwan

Herro from the Far East Side
I chilling on a water slide
I do your dry cleaning
At the Dry Cleaner Mart
And I know math and science
Because Asians are smart
Benihana
Is good

Herro
Oh shit, the song’s over