Lyrics Rucka Rucka Ali – I Have A Little Cock

I’ve got the smallest cock that anyone has ever had
My cock is so damn small that it gets lost in my hand
When I fuck women with it, they never know when I begin
When I fuck women with it, they always ask «is it in?»

My itty bitty little cock, it’s just the right girth
To pick a double bolted lock (it’s just the right girth)
My itty bitty little cock, it’s just the right length
To stick in a new baby sock (it’s just the right length)
It’s not the size that counts (it’s how the ship moves)
It’s how u make the water rock
It’s not the size that counts (which is great cause)
I have a really little cock

I drive a really big car to compensate for other things
I have an angry big dog, he’s really loud and really mean
I watch a lot of news shows, I stand and scream at my TV
(«U fuckin asshole Peirs Morgan!»)
I don’t want no black neighbors, they raise the cock size average on the street (and the crime rate)

I have a little cock, a cock, a cock
I have a little cock, have a little cock, little cock
It’s just a real small micro wee, little cock, a cock, a cock

My itty bitty little cock makes me entitled
To a handicap parking spot (makes me entitled)
I scream at the top of my lungs when I am at church
Hey Jesus fuckin thanks a lot (when I am at church)
When bitches see my cock it doesn’t end well
They always tryin not to laugh
When bitches see my cock they always say well

I have a little cock
They say size matters (it does not)
What really matters is how you handle what life throws at you
I’m embarrased when I’m standing in the bathroom by the pisser
With no divider in between em and I’m standing next to a black dude

Cock, a cock, a cock, I have a little cock, have a little cock, little cock
It’s just a real small micro wee, little cock, a cock, a cock
My itty bitty little cock, it’s just the right girth
To pick a double bolted lock (it’s just the right girth)
My itty bitty little cock, it’s just the right length
To stick in a new baby sock (it’s just the right length)
It’s not the size that counts (it’s how the ship moves)
It’s how you make the water rock
It’s not the size that counts (which is great cause)
I have a really little cock
I have a small wee wee