Lyrics Rucka Rucka Ali – We Need Some White Kids
Text:
My crew is hangin’ with me,
and this party’s kind of slow
We’re almost out of Henny,
and the party store is closed
We need some way to change this,
’cause this party kind of blows
I dunno what to do
Let’s go home,
it’s no use!
But then the best idea,
comes from my nigga, Tyrone…
We need some white kids!
Two fuckin’ drinks and they’re drunk!
We need some white kids,
we can see them in the dark
We need some white kids,
’cause they won’t steal all your stuff
We need some white kids!
White kids!
It’s on dog! We’ll get us, some white kids, some wiggers,
with enough of their parent’s money to get all us coke!
This school is pretty shitty,
in this ghetto neighborhood
These kids don’t have a daddy,
and their mom’s in jail for good
The bitches are all pregnant,
and the dudes are crips and bloods
The teachers and the principal,
sell all the kids drugs
I dunno what to do,
let’s just close down the school
But then some fat bitch with short hair,
says here’s what we gun’ do!
We need some white bitch!
To come and teach at this school
The things that white kids,
all learned when they were like two!
We need some white bitch,
to teach them to play the flute
So three kids might graduate,
if none of them get’s shot!
What’s a party,
without white kids?
Let’s get high,
and watch Family Guy,
or we could take acid and watch 3-D Spy Kids!
Snort adderral, and watch Barney! (Hi, kids!)
Don’t get me wrong,
we need one black guy to be like «Yo dawg!»,
but otherwise, step aside kid!
Everyone’s like,
«YEAH NIGGA!»
SHHHHH!
There’s a black guy,
don’t piss him off,
he at least has a knife!
We got white hoes,
on the dance floor
Two shots of rum,
and they takin’ they pants off
I’m a teacher,
in some black ghetto
It’s the weekend,
I’m suckin’ some dick, yo
And then when,
the police shows up,
they’re like,
«Aww shucks! It’s just some white kids,
smokin’ crack! Here, point a gun at that black guy!»
STOP RESISTING!
Don’t stop snitching,
always keep tellin’
the cops what they wanna know!
We need more white women,
teaching black children,
in these ghetto ass black neighborhoods
Go find us, a white girl,
to teach here
Michelle Pfeiffer?
And she could,
teach them to photocopy a highschool diploma!
We need some white kids!
And get some Jews on the phone!
‘Cause we don’t like them,
but they got moola to blow!
We need some white bitch,
to teach in poor neighborhoods,
full of non-white kids,
stealing your Nikes!
Get naked undo your pants! Take of your boxers, and insert it fast!