Lyrics Smosh – If Music Were Real (Outro)
Text:
Ian
Yeah, I guess that would be pretty stupid if Smosh music was actually real.
Anthony
Yeah. The only thing more stupid than that, would be the people who would actually buy this crap.
I
Laughs
Suckers
Crashing Sound
A
The hell was that?
I
Oh my God. Terradactyles!
Laser Sounds
A
Cyborg terradactyles! With laser eyes!
I
Get ’em with a machine gun!
A
Come and get it, you dinosaur bastards!!
Shoots at them with a machine gun
I
There’s too many of them!
Screaming, terradactyl noises, and laser sounds
Narrator
And so, Ian and Anthony were killed by cyborg terradactyles with laser eyes.
Eventually, the cyborg terradactyle overran the entire country, and Barack Obama was forced to rename the United States of America to the United States of Cyborg Terradactyles.
And they lived happily ever after. The end.
Bitch.
Album
Smosh – If Music Were Real
