Lyrics Smosh – This Album’s Smoshtastic (Intro)

Anthony
All right, Ian, you ready to do this?

Ian
Sure. I got to make sure my pitch is perfect. Mimimimimi!

A
Dude, shut up!

I
Sorry.

A
All right, then. Kick that nasty beat!

I
Actually, can you kick it? I just don’t feel like beat kicking today.

A
Fine.

Anthony beatboxing in the background

I
What up party people? Get ready for a treat.

A
This album’s Smoshtastic and it’s really neat.

I
So sit back and relax.

A
As we get to the task

I
Of blowin’ out your mind.

A
And movin’ that ass!

I
This is crazy.

A

I
And we’re takin’ all your money.

A
We’ll be singin’ stupid songs until your eggs get runny.

I
We got songs about robots and songs about dicks.

A
Songs about Santa rockin’ licorice whips.

I
We got metal from my mom and parents suckin’.

A
Yeah, emo love ballads and tomahawk chuckin’.

I
And just when you think we ain’t got nothin’ left.

A
Then we switch it up and hit you with

Both
Cliche dubstep!

Starts beatboxing dubstep

I
Ugh. That sucked, dude.

A
Whatever, man. Dubstep’s freakin’ hard!

I
Worst intro ever.