Lyrics Starbomb – Arin Checks The Mic

Danny:
Okay, the microphone is all set up. Arin, can you freestyle something off the top of your head so we can check the levels?

Arin:
When I’m spending hours pushing keys, my ass needs a cushion, please. I don’t wanna stop playin, I’m too busy demon slayin’! I don’t give a fuck, cause I’m in my prime, spittin’ rhymes, while I climb the leaderboards after bedtime. My eyes are burnin’ and I’m shiftin’ and turnin’, cause I been sittin’ in the same seat for nine hours, XP-earnin’. So don’t call me or text me, cause this shit’s complex, please, leave the king alone so I can motherfuckin’ get these late-game weapons, great fame beckons, when I put up a video beatin’ the last boss in 30 seconds, fuck! I’m over here, tryin’ but consistently dyin’, days and days burned, my wife and friends are cryin’, haven’t seen me in weeks, cause it reeks, showers optional, chair squeaks, underwear’s got streaks. What am I doin’? Missin’ the embrace of a human, all it takes is a phone call, and a friendship’s bloomin’, I’m shackled by the grind, scientifically formulated to take up the most of my time. 16 hours is too short, that’s a crime! But that’s the crushin’ reality of this fuckin’ paradigm. Anyway, I like Mega Man the best, out of all the games.

Danny:
Dude, that was awesome, can we use that rap for one of the songs on this album?

Arin:
NO!