Lyrics Starbomb – Atari Mystery Hour
Text:
Announcer (Egoraptor)
This week on the Atari Mystery Hour, the Pong Paddle Puzzle!
Johnson (Danny Sexbang)
Chief! Looks like we’ve got a murder on our hands! One of the Pong paddles is dead, and the ball is missing
Chief (Egoraptor)
Alright then Johnson, round up the usual suspect
Announcer (Egoraptor)
One hour later
Chief (Egoraptor)
I know it was you left paddle. What do you have to say for yourself?
Pong noise
Chief (Egoraptor)
You son of a bitch!
