Lyrics Tenacious D – Flutes And Trombones

JB
Kage?

KG
Wha? Hey, wh-what’s happenin’?

JB
What are you doin’ here?

KG
Oh I just, uh, I think I forgot somethin’
Just, ya know

JB
Wait a second, it’s like 2am, in the middle of the night

KG
Yeah?

JB
And you’re here in the recording studio alone?

KG
So?

JB
So whattup? Explain yourself

KG
I just had to, ya know, come back and uh…

JB
What I-what’s that behind your back?

KG
It’s just

JB
Is that a flute?
Dude, are you comin’ in here at night with a fuckin’ flute
And layin’ down flute tracks?
You goddamn motherfuckin’ stupid piece of shit!

KG
What’s behind your back?

JB
What do you mean?

KG
What’s behind your back?
What are you doing out here anyway?

JB
What do you mean what am I doing here?
What are you doing here?

KG
What? What are you doing here?
You’re on my shit about being here
What are you doing here?
What do you have behind your-that’s a trombone!

JB
So what? I was gonna, lay down, fuck you!
I’ll fight you!