Lyrics Tenacious D – Friendship Test (Skit)

Two Kings.
JB
Hey Kage.
KG
Hey!
JB
How’s it goin’?
KG
Good, good…
JB
What are you—what are you doin’?
KG
Oh, god, I was just, I was-
JB
I love you.
KG
…what’d you say?
JB
I said I love you, man. I just wanted to say it.
KG
Dude, thanks… thank you… that’s awesome. Fuckin’ awesome. I mean, uh… that’s cool you can say that.
JB
Don’t you have something to say?
KG
No. (pause) Aw, I mean, I, uh, I like you… I like you too, dude.
JB

Whoa, whoa. LIKE? HO HO HO, MAN! I’m glad I fuckin’ did this test on you, the friendship test!
KG
What?
JB
No, man—
KG
What are you talkin’ about?
JB
That—what happened before when I said I love you, that was a test.
Because, man, I could’ve made a total ASS of myself if I hadn’t done this test on you.
whistles
HOO HOO!
KG
Wait, you don’t—
JB
Boy.
KG
You don’t really love me?
JB
Dude, listen. You fuckin’ passed the test, okay? But BARELY. You know what you got?
KG
What’d I get?
JB
F+.

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