Lyrics The Alchemist – Ivan’s Workout Plan
Text:
Joan Rivers:
«How did you change your body? Just really working out?»
Dolph Lundgren:
«Mmm-hmm»
Joan Rivers:
«Could you take…?»
Dolph Lundgren:
«I did martial arts a lot and… *karate sound effects*
Joan Rivers:
«Could anybody do that? Could you take these two here?»
Gene Siskel:
«Oh, come on, say what you’re really thinking»
Joan Rivers:
«Could you change anybody’s body with enough time? Seriously»
Dolph Lundgren:
«Sure, yeah, definitely. It just takes determination, hard work, and good instruction… »
Album
The Alchemist – The Alchemist - Russian Roulette
The Alchemist – Flight Of The Bumblebee
The Alchemist – Soundcheck
The Alchemist – Apollo’s Last Stand
The Alchemist – Crushed Kremlin
The Alchemist – Decisions Over Veal Orloff
The Alchemist – Training Montage – Getting Stronger
The Alchemist – Ivan’s Workout Plan
The Alchemist – Never Grow Up
The Alchemist – The Turning Point
The Alchemist – Don Seymour’s Theme
The Alchemist – Adrian’s Words – Champion Song
The Alchemist – The Kosmos Pt. 7 – The Explanation
The Alchemist – Kalashnikov Guns
The Alchemist – Flight Confirmation
The Alchemist – Press Conference Prelude
The Alchemist – Freakish Strength
The Alchemist – Junk Yard Fight Scene
The Alchemist – Oleg’s Flight
The Alchemist – The Kosmos Pt. 1 – Liftoff
The Alchemist – The Kosmos Pt. 2 – Power Glove
The Alchemist – The Kosmos Pt. 4 – Moon Probe
The Alchemist – The Kosmos Pt. 6 – Life On Another Planet