Lyrics The Lonely Island – Daddy
Text:
Akiva:
«Papa did you see me hit a home run last night
I lit the stadium on fire
I was Oakland’s pride»
«Daddy, did you see me?
Look what I can do, yeah»
«Daddy, do you hear me crying?
Crying
Daddy, can you see I’m dying?
Dying
Oh, Dad
Tell ’em José»
Andy:
«Ever since little league
Middle school, middle league
Always played technically
Perfect like a symphony, little me
Got much bigger, faster, stronger, Dad
Hit it so long
But you always want it longer Dad»
«But therapy’s for losers»
«Little boy»
«Therapy’s for losers»
Akiva:
«Buy all my steroids in bulk»
Andy:
«Costco»
Akiva:
«Wanna get big as the Hulk»
Andy:
Akiva:
«Stronger than wolverine teeth»
Andy:
«Logan»
Akiva:
«Answer to, ‘where’s the beef'»
Andy:
«Slogan»
Andy:
«First, I put on my jock
Then both of my socks
Parachute hammer pants and my Reeboks
Hot tub inside a limousine at Chuck E Cheese
Dad, look at me»
Reporter, spoken:
«José, heard you went on a pretty hot date the other night. Care to tell us about it?»
Andy, spoken:
«Hey, come on. You guys know I don’t kiss and tell.»
Andy, singing:
«Oh, I went on a date with Madonna
She said that she wanted Cuban babies
She seemed like a smart business lady
But I didn’t find her physically attractive»
Akiva:
«I went on a date with my mama
Took her out for all-you-can-eat shrimp
She said she was proud of her baby
That’s me
So, I guess we both had a wild week»
Andy:
«Therapy’s for losers
Dad said
Therapy’s for losers
Keep your mouth shut»
Akiva:
«No snitchin'»
Andy:
«About the steroids»
Akiva:
«No snitchin'»
Andy:
«About the steroids»
Akiva:
«About the steroids»
Both:
«About the steroids
About the steroids»
Akiva:
«Don’t fuck up a good thing while you got it»
Album
The Lonely Island – The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience
