Lyrics The Lonely Island – IHOP Parking Lot

Akiva:
It’s just over there, Jose

Andy:
Whoa! This IHOP is goin’ off!

Akiva:
Sure is. Look at all those people in the parking lot

Andy:
Hey, Mark, check out those guys

Haim & Maya Rudolph:
Hey, you, nasty freak
Shake that nasty butt

Akiva:
Who, us?

Haim & Maya Rudolph:
I said hey, you, nasty freak
Shake that nasty butt

Andy:
Hey, watch it!

Haim & Maya Rudolph:
Hey, you, a freakety freak
Step up and jiggle your stuff

Akiva:
Okay

Haim & Maya Rudolph (Andy & Akiva in parentheses):
If you a boy or a girl
Do a jump and a twirl
And then bounce that funky dunk

Welcome to the parking lot
Where there’s dancin’ all the time (Alright!)
So watch out for those movin’ cars

You, nasty boys
Keep shaking those nasty butts

Akiva:
We are

Haim & Maya Rudolph:
I said hey, you, nasty boys
Shake four halves of butt

Andy:
Phrased weird…

Haim & Maya Rudolph:
It’s not phrased weird at all
Shake four halves of butt

Andy:
Okay…

Haim & Maya Rudolph:
Your mama gave you a butt
So shake that butt
Shake that butt

Akiva:
We are

Haim & Maya Rudolph:
Shake that butt

Andy:
We are!

Haim & Maya Rudolph:
Shake that butt
Shake that butt

Akiva:
It’s too much!

Haim & Maya Rudolph:
Shake that butt
Shake that butt

Andy:
Stop!

Haim & Maya Rudolph (Andy & Akiva in parentheses):
Shake that butt
Shake that butt (Help! I wanna stop!)
Shake that butt (Help!)
Shake that butt
Shake that butt (Mark!)
Shake that butt (Hold on!)
Shake that butt (MARK!)
Shake that butt (Jose!)
Shake that butt
Shake that butt
Shake that butt
Shake that butt

Andy & Akiva:
And what is the price of fame?
Will my family be proud of their name?
Feels like my body’s a runaway train
Mama please help me, I’m goin’ insane

Reporter:
Wow, it sounds like being famous is really hard

Akiva:
Yeah, it is

(Reporter)
Also, would you mind shaking your butts for the camera?

Andy & Akiva:
See? That’s what we’re talking about