Lyrics The Lonely Island – Reba (Two Worlds Collide)
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ANDY
Oh, it’s been a long time coming
Two of the world’s greatest
America’s Sweetheart, Reba McEntyre
Kenan
Yeah, yeah, how you doin’, Andy?)
We ‘bout to take it to the top
Hit ‘em, Reba
KENAN
Haters in my face
Try to keep me down
But you know we keep on shining (
Andy
Here we go!)
Two big stars from opposite worlds
‘Bout to set this track on fire (
Andy
Yeah, she’s the queen of country)
He’s a comedy prince
Makin’ something out of nothing (
Andy
We hooked up in the studio to make this song!)
But as usual we ended up fucking (
Andy
No doubt!)
ANDY
Flashback to when I first met Reba
Sitcom dressing room, puffing on cheeba
I said I was a fan, she said “groovy”
Made love all night (
Kenan
More like we fucked!)
Kids banging on the door, trynna interrupt
But them autographs can wait
‘Cause this is way too strong
I can’t leave it alone
Because her pussy’s the bomb
KENAN
Well my pussy is the bomb and that’s a fact
But these n-words keep on tripping (
Andy
Okay!)
So I stay on my grind and drop these hits
‘Cause I can’t go back to stripping (I’m Reba!)
(
Andy
You’re my undercover freak)
And you’re my best friend, but our families don’t approve
(
Andy
That’s right ‘cause I’m a city boy)
And I’m a country girl
And I’ll never leave your sweet balls blue
ANDY
Ay, because a girl like Reba’s got just what I need
With big, broad shoulders and a red ass weave (
Kenan
And a penis)
Hot damn, she fly
All she wanna do is fuck me
I’m a lucky guy (
Kenan
I’m a guy too)
My friends think I should dump her
They say she’s a man who found a wig in a dumpster (
Kenan
Your friends are smart)
Naw, Rebs, they’re just jealous ‘cause I’m dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas (
Kenan
Hanging like my nuts)
Word up, they’re just liars
They can’t believe that I could pull Reba McEntyre
KENAN
Since I came out my mama’s butt
I knew I was destined for greatness
I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig
And thought, “hey brother, I’m gon’ take this” (
Andy
Tell ‘em, Reba!)
So I put it right on and took a stroll
Right over to 30 Rock (
Andy
SNL!)
I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba
And I made him suck my dirty cock
ANDY
So there you have it
Two worlds collide
We the new Bonnie and Clyde (
Kenan
Reba!)
From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive
For Reba I ride, ‘til the day that we die (
Kenan
I’m Reba!)