Lyrics The Monkees – Admiral Mike

You’re selling ads you slimy toad
Don’t smile at me and shake my hand
You’re killing me
You’re killing us

You’re selling ads you stupid twit
The naked lunch is on your knife
The homicides are suicides
Because you’re only
‘only selling ads’

Your copy kills
Your copy smells
Realities are crushed beneath the ads your copy sells

Go back to hell you giddy fools
There is no truth you cannot maim
He killed himself
You killed him first
Because you’re only
‘only selling ads’

Your copy kills
Your copy smells
Realities are crushed beneath the ads your copy sells

You’re selling ads you slimy toad
Don’t smile at me and shake my hand
You’re killing me
You’re killing us
Because you’re only
‘only selling ads’

Because you’re only ‘only selling ads’