Lyrics The Vandals – Phone Machine
Text:
Hello, no one could get to the phone right now,
So for your convenience, your call is being answered automatically.
But if this is you, you can suck my dick
If this is my boss, fuck you I quit
If you’re the girl, you ain’t worth shit
And if this is school, I’m really sick
And if this is school, I’m really sick
But if this is grandma
I’m so sorry I missed your call
I’ll see you on Sunday
Goodbye and I love you
But if this is you, you can suck my dick
If this is my boss, fuck you I quit
Everyone else you can do the same
Don’t leave a message unless your fucking lame
Album
The Vandals – Fear Of A Punk Planet
The Vandals – Kokomo
The Vandals – China Town
The Vandals – Phone Machine
The Vandals – Small Wonder
The Vandals – Teenage Idol
The Vandals – Anti
The Vandals – The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
The Vandals – Summer Lovin’
The Vandals – Kill My Tenant
The Vandals – Girls Turn 18 Every Day
The Vandals – Hey Holmes!
The Vandals – Join Us For Pong
The Vandals – The Rodge
The Vandals – Pizza Tran