Lyrics Tom Rosenthal – You’ll Find Someone To Fart With

All panic no disco
Like a bird on a hippo
No one ever saw you
And that’s why you flew away

Smiled at all the strangers
A bunch of ‘see you laterz’
How’s your summer?
How’s your mama?
Look at my new pen

Moves too smooth
Then moves too bumpy
Wishing it was soft
But it feels too lumpy

Singing it all out
At the karaoke
Wishing you were Whitney
But feeling croaky

You prepare for the party
Combing your parting
And then you go and realise
Your hair looked better in the rain

Two hundred perfumes
And the colourful costumes
It’s all too much for you
But it’s too soon to leave the room

You’ll find someone to fart with
You’ll find someone to fart with

Find a really cool habitat
And the truth about fancy hats
No one saw the difference

Jenny at the supermarket hates you
But it’s good
It’s not your fault the fruit
Stickers don’t stick as they should

Not feeling likely
Feeling quite unsightly
Put on your best shirt
For the old man on bus

Stars are dead but we’re alive
In the middle of night
Come with up with a song
And sing it to a frog

And you’ll find someone to fart with
And you’ll find someone to fart with

Fart
Somebody to fart with
Somebody to fart with
Somebody to fart with
Somebody to fart with

Fart
Somebody to fart with
Somebody to fart with
Somebody to fart with
Somebody to fart with

You will find someone to fart with
You will find someone to fart with

You will find someone to fart with