Lyrics Toy Dolls – Dorkamania

He’s a trainspotter, hes an anorak
He’s a nerd, you’ve heard the word, a dork, a maniac
He’s a prat, hes a geek, a freak, he’s one o’those
Squarest tassers in the street, n’ everybody knows

Dorkamania, he’s goininsania
I never met a moron who is more mundania
Dorkamania, he’s gotta be brainia
But what’s he gonna do when he gets there
Coz it’s all dorkamania

In Ornithology, he’s got a PHD
He’s a master, bater, taken to the 1st degree
Grand world class chess champions, the wally worships these
He’s a bore, I’ve said before, and we all agree

Dorkamania, he’s goininsania
I never met a moron who is more mundania

Dorkamania
Dorkamania
Dorkamania
We’ve never met a bloke so dull

So the silly sad get’s surfin’ on the internet
He’s out to find arsehole mate, he’s found nobody yet
Is there anybody out there, that will be my pal?
I don’t need a nutter, just somebody abnormal

Dorkamania, he’s goininsania
I never met a moron who is more mundania
Dorkamania, he’s gotta be brainia
But what’s he gonna do when he gets there
Coz it’s all dorkamania

Dorkamania
Dorkamania