Lyrics Toy Dolls – Señor Benidorm

Home from her holidays smitten and in a daze
She says it’s just a phase, you’ll see
I’ve only a guitar, he owns a Tapas bar
Now she’s forever starved

She’s with that, ohhh
Spanish prat, ohhh
Always, always, always

On the Costa Blanca sands
Paella, new fella
His chorizo in her hands
With Señor Benidorm

I bought her tortilla, she’s fraught and angrier
Slurping a sangria, nightmare
It can’t be over yet, she says I am sorry pet
And nicked off on Easyjet back there

She’s with that, ohhh
Spanish prat, ohhh
Always, always, always

Now I was outta luck
I’ve no recipe book and she knows
I cannot cook pinchos
Off to his Spanish pad
I knew that I’d been had
It’s over now, it’s adios