Lyrics Ugly Kid Joe – Jesus Rode A Harley

Verse 1
My superstars were laced up tight
And all the sinners were gathered in white
The pearly gates were opened up wide

Chorus
Moses used to sniff the lines
Noah used to rock the boat sometimes
Mary used to get undone
Jesus rode a Harley Davidson

Verse 2
All the angels were gathered around
Leather boots and lace night gowns
And one started to kiss my feet
She said the Lord got a red light on at every street

Chorus (X2)

Verse 3
My superstars were laced up tight
And all the sinners were gathered in white
The pearly gates were opened up wide
And the Lord must have seen me with his big red eyes

Chorus (X2)