Lyrics Vanilla Ice – Zig Zag Stories
Text:
I had a zig zag story just the other day
I rolled a fat blunt and yo, it ripped this way
I took a puff (uh-huh) and what did I see?
Those motherf__kers still wanna I-C-E
And when I reach my peak, I explode like Dante
Tha ganjay has got my mind wide open, I’m soakin’
In the music, I use it, and don’t abuse it
And true, it gets me high like the sky
I will buy ’till the day that I die
You ain’t gotta ask me why
I take tokes from the smoke, I can’t deny
Got a lifetime supply
And I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
‘Cause I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
And I wanna get you high
Bang another joint
Zig zag stories
Bang another joint
Zig zag stories
This is a zig zag story that I had last night
A six-pack, a joint, and I was feeling all right
Lit up tha chronic, and what did I see?
This bad-a__ bit_h creeping up on me
She had the look that could get the Ice cooked up in a second
I pictured her undressing and gettin’ butt-naked
She walked up to me and said her name was Mary Jane
Ain’t no shame in my game, down to do anything
You know I like to fly
‘Cause I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
‘Cause I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
And I wanna get you high
Bang another joint
Zig zag stories
Bang another joint
Zig zag stories
(Right here, you know we’re gettin’ ’em high right now)
Now here’s a zig zag story that I’m havin’ right now
Gotta get myself together ’cause some sh_t is goin’ down
Hit you people off with my new CD
Hard To Swallow, like saying «F__k the industry!»
I’m stompin’ through the bayou with my black boots laced
And takin’ out you motherf__kers acting two-faced
For the people out there gonna blaze ’till I die
Blaze up the thai
‘Cause I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
‘Cause I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
And I wanna get you high
Bang another joint
Zig zag stories
Bang another joint
Zig zag stories
(Blaze up a sac of the green bombay…ahh, that feels good…ahh, yeah,
that’s a joint over here, mother…ahh)