Lyrics Voltaire – Irresponsible
Text:
Is it so wrong if I don’t pay my rent?
No! Responsibility, I gave it up for lent
Sell your wares, pollute the air
I don’t care
Now if it were up to me
The piper would be up the creek
and the fiddler too
‘Cause neither one of you would be paid
I need the cash for getting laid
And I don’t mind
To seem unusually unkind
You ask what kind of guy am I
I’m a friend of the irresponsible fools
Who don’t have time for rules
The irresponsible who wouldn’t
be caught dead in a school
I’m irresponsible
I’m Mr. Irresponsible
I’m irresponsible, and I don’t care
If the whole wold burns
I live my life without a care
I don’t have time to be
Politically aware
I hate to have to think
I hate feeling too
I’ll leave those chores to some
Pathetic sap like you
Don’t talk to me about the
Dolphin in the tuna net
Hey, dolphin tastes quite good I bet
I’d never lie, my hair requires aerosol
I want it ten feet tall
And I don’t care about the hole in the sky
If Rogue don’t mind, why should I?
It just so happens I’m that kind of guy
I’m a friend of the irresponsible fools
Who don’t have time for rules
The irresponsible who wouldn’t
be caught dead in a school
I’m irresponsible
I’m Mr. Irresponsible
I’m irresponsible, and I don’t care
If the whole wold burns
(Let it burn)
It’s a bloody miracle that I haven’t gotten
Distracted by a skirt and got bored
And just walked away
Before the end of this God forsaken tune