Lyrics Warren G – Star Trek Intro
Text:
Beeping of alert signal.
Ensign
Captain, the transporters ready.
Captain
That’s hip.
Lieutenant Marvin, what is the condition of the planets surface?
Marvin
It is difficult to be precise.
However, my instruments indicate a condition of extreme rigor mortis, spreading rapidly throughout the population.
Highly illogical, Captain.
Captain
A bunch of stiffs, huh?
Well, set coordinates for, ah,
Chocolate City, and have a landing party of nine men beam down immiediately, with phasers set on funk-funk!
Lieutenant Marvin, what is the condition of the planets surface?
Marvin
It is difficult to be precise.
However, my instruments indicate a condition of extreme rigor mortis, spreading rapidly throughout the population.
Highly illogical, Captain.
Captain
A bunch of stiffs, huh?
Well, set coordinates for, ah,
Chocolate City, and have a landing party of nine men beam down immiediately, with phasers set on funk-funk!