Lyrics Wax – Stay Offa My Facebook

Intro:
Oh man, I’m tired!
And a long yet productive day at the studio today
Feeling little good about myself

Verse 1:
I just updated my status
It says, «Big Wax is the motherfuckin’ baddest»
And along comes Katie, from Missouri
Hits the ‘Like’ button in a hurry
Two minutes later got a worry cause I check my messages
And my girl wants to know who this bitch I had sex with is
I say, «Who?». Up comes the chat box
«Katie.» Caps Lock
I typed back, «Girl it ain’t like that.»
Katie is the girlfriend of my boy Mike that I know from a Psych Lab, he’s a college buddy
She typed, «O-M-G. I’m not a dummy.»
Her status says ‘Single’ on the wall
Is that the girl you fucked on tour last fall
So I hit the X, then I get a text, then I get a call
Then I get a tweet at @BigWax «Fuck Y’all»
I hope you and Katie both die
Here’s an e-kite you should both go fly
I should’ve just deleted my page
Fuck that, now I’m a need it to get laid

Hook:
Don’t be postin’ nothin’ up on my wall
Stay off my facebook
Stay offa my facebook

Verse 2:
Check it out
Yo, drunk pictures, fun at the show
Not cool to everyone that you know
I just had a job interview, it would’ve been a a great look
Interviewer called me and said he saw my Facebook
He said I ain’t gettin’ the position
Due to the picture of me nekkid in my kitchen
With a bong in my hand that I just got tagged in
All my friends makin’ up their own fake captions
One read, «That’s Mike to a T.»
And that was the one that was typed by me
Whatever happened to privacy?
My mom got a page just to spy on me
When she first friended me, I fuckin’ hated it
Cause she thinks everything’s some drug-related shit
What are those little smiley faces for?
Damn It! I should’ve just hit ignore
Yeah, I’m about to bite the bullet
Delete my page, yeah, tonight I’m gonna do it
Make a fake page with a wrong name and just use it to stalk my ex and play that farm game

Hook:

Outro:
Once and for all, I just want all you motherfuckers to stay off my facebook page
In fact, I’m gonna delete it and make a new one
I’ll pick a name of somebody really cool
And have a picture with some dude with chiseled abs
Takin’ a picture in front of the mirror
Say I’m from a cool place
Maybe, I’ll be from, uh, Anchorage, Alaska, or some shit…