Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic – eBay

A used pink bathrobe
A rare mint snowglobe
A Smurf TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why I need another pet rock
Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock
Tell me why I bid on Shatner’s old toupee
They had it on eBay

I’ll buy your knick-knack
Just check my feedback
«A++!» they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag
Gonna buy some Beanie Babies, new with tag
From some guy, I’ve never met, in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go
Got PayPal or Visa
What ever’ll please ya
As long as I’ve got the dough

I’ll buy your tchotchkes
Sell me your watch, please
I’ll buy (I’ll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy)
I’m highest bidder now

Junk keeps arriving in the mail

Wanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox
Wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks
Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, used by Dr. Dre
Found it on eBay

Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcett poster
Pez dispensers and a toaster
Don’t know why
The kind of stuff you’d throw away
The way I do
I’ll buy on eBay

What I bought on eBay