Lyrics Willie Nelson – I Ain’t Gonna Give Nobody None O’ This Jelly Roll

Willie:
Oh, I wouldn’t give you a piece a pie to save your soul
Wheel:
I guess that’s what you said
Willie:
My Ma told me today, when she went away
Wheel:
To buy groceries
Willie:
To be a good boy, she’d give me a toy
‘Cause I’m my Mama’s pride and joy
There ain’t no use of anyone to keep a hangin’ ’round
Wheel:
Maybe I’m waitin’ on your Ma
Willie:
You don’t know my Ma, she’d really put you down
Wheel:
Put me down
Willie:
Ma’s bakin’ up a storm, and her oven is still warm
I know you want it, but you can’t have it
And I ain’t gonna give you none
Wheel:
You dirty boy!

Wheel:
I ain’t gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll

Willie:
Oh, such a stingy chap!
Wheel:
I wouldn’t give you a piece a pie to save your soul
Willie:
How ’bout a zuzu snap
Wheel:
Her cherry pie is fine, her layer cake divine
But I’m tellin’ you twice, you can’t get a slice
Unless you’re extra special nice
Now, there ain’t no use of you to just keep a hangin’ ’round
Willie:
Oh, pretty please
Wheel:
I love you but I hate to put you down
Yeah, my jellyroll is sweet
Willie:
That it is!
Wheel:
It sure is hard to beat
Well, I know they want it
Willie:
But, they can’t have it
Both:
Yeah, ho-ho Miss Nelly, I mean my jellyroll

Willie:
Dibs on the dishpan
Wheel:
I got seconds