Lyrics Yung Joc – Hustlemania (Skit)
Text:
Lets play Hustlemania!
I will be your host, Randell O.G. Cartright The Third.
Last weeks contestants won over 1 million dollars cash in prizes.
This weeks contestant is Pak Man.
Tonights show is brought to you by Hush Lotion.
If you’re not sure, dont raise your hands, just Hushhhhhhh.
Okay Pak man, are you ready to play Hustlemania?
Pak Man
ay you know it
Carright
okay if you would please, if could you please pick a topic from our hustlemania category.
Pak Man
Yup, Ill take Got it for the low for a stack
Carright
and so it is, got it for the low for a stack
Pak Man
yup
Carright
okay the question is, theres an 07 S550 mercades yung joc edition, with Ashanti’s 22s, butterfly doors, refrigerated hccs worth over 200,000 dollars, how much would it be worth in the trap?
Pak Man
well we aint payin full price for nuthin, half pimp
Carright
Oh My god and he gets it right for a stack! Wow Pak Man you musta graduated from the IVY league.
Pak Man
i aint never heard that before
Carright
alright, if you could pick another from our Hustlemania category!
Pak Man
Ahh imma stay with what i know carright, got if for the low!
Carright
So be it! Got it for the low for 10 stack.
Okay Theres 3 60inch Sony HD ready Flat Screens, A Brand new Frank Mular Icy Wrist Watch and a new set of 24″ Dravins with 7″ lips, and Pirellis Zero Rubberbands. Where would you go first?
Pak Man
Ahh
Carright
A. The Police to make a great deal and cash in on your award.
B. Your Momma.
C. The Trap
D. None of the Above
Pak Man
Boy Im not a snitch, my momma woulda whoop my ass, so you know its the trap.
Carright
Oh my Pak Man guess what?
Pak Man
what?
Carright
you’ve just 1 million dollars in the hustlemania!
Pak Man
OHHHHHHH!! Its goin down up in here
Carright
are you serious
Pak Man
wo wo wo wo
Carright
pak man, you’ve also just won two tickets to the hustle crew
Pak Man
ohhhhhhh im gonna be stupid