Текст Adam Sandler – Know A Guy

Okay, here comes a song. More dancing.
cheering

Yeah, let’s hear you, Ohio
Ohio

Yes, sir. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Should we clap along?

All right, let’s lose that. I hate it.

Laughter
Sorry.
laughs
You were right on it. It’s a thing of mine, man. I don’t fucking like that shit. It was startling me.

Well, we all know a guy Who shaves his chest
We all know a guy Who wears a leather vest
We all know a guy Who knows a lot about coffee
laughter
We all know a stud Who would fight anyone
We all know a fool Who wears his hair in a bun
We all know a guy
Who says he fucked his babysitter When he was 12
laughter
Yeah, we all know a guy Who wears too much cologne
We all know a guy Who’s better when he’s stoned
We all know a guy who hugs your wife Five seconds too long
audience laughs, clapping along
Well, we all know a guy Who’s starting a band
We all know a guy who’s missing a hand
We all know a guy who doesn’t work
But still goes twice a year to Ibiza
laughter
We all know a guy Who said he almost went pro
We all know a guy with a red afro

No! Thank you. Thank you.
cheers and applause
I’m a triple threat though. You didn’t know I could dance that fucking good. Took many lessons growing up, man.