Текст Adam Sandler – Shower

woman
I love you!)
I am a grown man
laughter
Pissing in the shower in my house
Yes, I am a grown man
Pissing in the shower in my house
I have no respect for my family
My kids will take a bath in here today
I know I should go to the toilet
But the toilet is too far
The toilet is too far away
cheers and applause
I said the toilet is too far
The toilet is too far
Once when I was drunk, I…
Took a piss in the kitchen sink
laughter
But I prefer the shower
My wife’s loofah is starting to stink
laughter
When my kids go to school in the morning
They smell like they’re soaking in piss
laughter
Sometimes before I shower
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man
Sometimes before I shower)
I eat some asparagus
laughter
I am an animal
I am a destroyer
cheering
They caught me pissing In my neighbor’s pool
laughter
And now I have to get a lawyer
It was worth it
cheering