Текст Adam Sandler – The Cheerleader

Текст:

Sound of pom-poms
Cheerleader: With annoying feminine voice

«Ok you guys, let’s hear some spirit!»
Performing cheer

Cheerleader
«United, we are united.. We’ll be ’cause we’re the
Tigers, we’re out for vic-tor-y — Yeah!»
No response
Cheerleader
«Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!»
Still no response
Cheerleader
«Come on! The girls volleyball team’s got a big game tonight!
And we’re gonna win ’cause we’re the -»
Guy in crowd
«Sit down!»
Cheerleader
«You guys are assholes!»
Whining

«You think this is easy being a cheerleader!?
Let’s see you come down here and try it!»
Guy
«Shut up!»
Cheerleader
«You’re the one who should be shutting up!
This is my senior year of cheerleading and you’re ruining it!
I paid for my pom-poms with my own money.»
Half-crying
Guy
«You suck!»

Cheerleader: Hurt
«I was gonna do a split for you guys,
but now I’m not gonna cuz you guys don’t appreciate anything.»
Something hurled and hit Cheerleader
Cheerleader
«Owwww! Who threw that!?
I’m gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school!»
Whining
Crowd cheering softly in background
Guy
«We’re sorry.»
Pause
Guy
«Just kidding, you suck!»
Cheerleader: Half-crying
«Ahhaw..No…»