Текст Adam Sandler – The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview

Adam Sandler:
And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.

Man:
So why don’t you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.

Excite Southerner:
…Good question, I have a good answer for that…first first first of all I am
a very…very hard work…vocational skills…I went to…willing to work on a
holidays…I had a tango and mirumba lessons…learning to get along with other
people…but I’m sorry I got my G.E.D….with a overtime…time and a
half…speakin in two languages…Spanish and a…a..another one….and I and
and…loyal like a dog…tell you that much…willin to start at the
bottom…and also willing…to stay there…your intestines…completely
flawless…drug-free with a…whoo-wee..good references…if you call my last
boss…he was..actually he was gonna inform me…with a…I got no dependence
with the W-2 form…and I was wondering..

Man:
You know what? That’s great but uh we don’t have anything open right now.
Thanks for comin’ down.

Excited Southerner:
Cool.

Man:
Are you alright?