Текст Afroman – Dope Fiend

Will somebody call me a cab?
I swallowed another tab
I might overdose under the circumstance
So betta yet call me an ambulance

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

I used to smoke marijuana when I was a kid
Now I’m trippin on acid
I’m high on every drug known to mankind
So go ahead and pass it

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

My designated driver was this girl
Her name was Carolyn
But I can’t go home
‘Cause she just died from an overdose of heroin

She’s a dopefiend, baby, she don’t know why
All she wants to do is get high
Between her legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

This butt naked girl sat next to me
And offered me some ecstasy

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

Wave your hands in the air
Then wave it like you just don’t care
If you got on clean underwear, somebody say
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Check it out all the homeboys gather round ‘cuz
Repeat after me

Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam
Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam
Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam
Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam

My hands are shakin’, my nose is twitchin’
My eyeballs are real gigantic
I’m layin’ in bed, with a throbbin’ head
And I’m trippin’ on widespread panic

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

Hell yeah, a man, I’m gonna do some impersonations right
A, the first one is a mixture between the lead singer of the B-52’s
And Robert Smith from the cure right

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

I’m gonna do Axl Rose from Guns N Roses ‘cuz

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

Willie Nelson, Willie Nelson, we gonna sing some country
Maybe I didn’t fuck you but little darling don’t cry
The fact is I masturbated about an hour before you came by

You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind
On the road again

Open up your legs and let me stick it in
My favorite past time is making love to my girlfriend
I can’t wait to shoot my load again
Shoot my load again
Stick my dick some where it’s never been