Текст Bart Baker – Bad Blood Parody

Tampon Swift (Taylor Swift):
This song is all about Katy
Because that dumb bitch betrayed me

Katy Perry:

Losin Da Cred (Kendrick Lamar):
To tell the truth I’d rather be back
On the mean streets of Compton selling crackheads crack (crackheads crack)
Than be rapping on this generic lame pop track (lame pop track)
About how Katy jacked some dancers from Tay that’s whack

Tampon Swift:
I had three great back-up dancers
Who danced on my tour
Then Katy stole all them
God I hate that bitch screw her!

Losin Da Cred:
You sound like a baby
That’s not a big deal
Plus Katy didn’t steal she just offered them a job
Tay that’s for real

Tampon Swift:
I’ve run out of men
To write about so it is
Katy’s turn!

Enema:
Hey why is this song called «Bad Blood»?

Cat-P:
Because Taylor’s on her period

Tampon Swift:

This video it kinda blows
It’s just a bunch of cameos
I made all my famous friends pose
To boost my music vid ego! (Hey!)

This song and vid represents
Strong female empowerment

Losin Da Cred:
That’s BS it is so evident
You only put this catty song out to get revenge

Tampon Swift:
I’m a feminist-

Losin Da Cred:
Please trick
Feminists do not dis chicks

Tampon Swift:
Okay, fine, Kendrick, I’ll admit it
(Hoo)

Tampon & Losin:
I want to kill that-

Tampon Swift:
Dark Horse bitch!

Katy, me and my famous friends
Are gonna kick your fat rear end

Katy Perry:
Hey Taylor John Mayer said
That you’re like a dead fish in bed!

Tampon Swift:
Bitch you got no class
And now I’m gonna murder your ass

Katy Perry:
You skinny skank don’t make me laugh
Okay, sharks let’s take out the trash!
Haha!

Tampon Swift:
Oh my God, my period.
It’s-it’s finally over
Katy, I’m so sorry. Can we just put all this behind us and be friends again?

Katy Perry:
Oh, Taylor I wish we could, I really do, but I have some news for you.
My period just started!