Текст Bart Baker – Booty Parody

voiceover:
Here’s another shitty song about booty
No thought went into this crap, it’s just booty
It’s so bad, the title should have been «Doodie»

Iggy Azalea:
It’s Iggy Iz

voiceover:
Makes «Anaconda» seem like

Iggy Azalea:
A masterpiece

Jennifer Lopez:
It’s pitiful
My new single
Just one more mindless bore
About butts, this is getting old
I am a mother,
I should know better,
Than to star on soft porn
Showing off my ancient keister

I was once the hottest young diva
Now I’m old and desperate to stay on the pop charts
So I asked this weird transvestite from Australia
To be in this because she’s popular
Why is this albino famous?

voiceover:
This is the lamest song yet about booty
Literally the whole vid is just booty

Lorde:
It’s pathetic, what you ladies are doing
Portraying women as nothing more than sex crazed meat!

Jennifer Lopez:
I’m so shallow
That I actually
Took out an insurance policy
On my huge tushy
For twenty seven
Million dolares
Makes more ass
Worth more cash
Than P. Ditty made off Biggie
Now I will cover my ass in lube
And thrust up and down like I am seizuring
I’ll do anything to get cheap YouTube views
That’s why I act eighteen when I’m fifty
Please don’t let my children see this!

voiceover:
My big booty starring in a new movie
Taught my booty how to play Call of Duty
Smoke a doobie with my giant fat booty
In my booty I keep my ex Ben

Ben:
Someone help me!

Iggy Azalea:
Another song about big booty
It’s sad and pathetic for sure
But I did it cause I’ve liked this old dame since
She danced on «Living in Color»
She’s still a pretty sexy lady
Even though she’s pushed out a few babies
She got a few gray pubes but that ain’t
Nothing can’t be fixed with some Brazilian shaving
Yahhnabahhhnabiday yongnabadabbijay
Ain’t no point saying words, no one’s listening anyway
Can’t hide the fact that this is utter crap
Might as well fart the rest of this awful rap

Iggy Azalea and Jennifer Lopez fart

Iggy Azalea:
Hey check it out J Lo
Ain’t that Nicki Minaj’s fat ass?

Jennifer Lopez:
The three biggest butts in music
Time to join forces, we’ll rule the charts
Six big fat ass cheeks with so much power and might

Jennifer Lopez, Iggy Azalea, Nicki Minaj:
We are the Illuminati of booty

Iggy Azalea:
I am Iggy

Jennifer Lopez:
I am J Lo

Nicki Minaj:
I’m Nicki

Jennifer Lopez, Iggy Azalea, Nicki Minaj:
From this day forward we’ll rule by committee
Making sure pop music always stays shitty
That way we will always be on top, winning