Текст Bart Baker – Hands To Myself Parody

Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):
Most of my songs are about
Being obsessed with sex and hot dudes
And since I look like I’m twelve

Oh-oh
I touch his shirts and his dockers
Because I’m a crazy stalker
And his socks, his shoes, and all his ties
I know if I touch everything
He’ll have no choice but to love me
Like his brush, his floss, and his nail file

Can’t keep my hands to myself

Jessica Lesaca (Maid):
Hey you! What the hell?
Who are you what is your deal?
I like how that feels

Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):
I have to touch all his foods
And this oven used for cooking it
That doesn’t feel very good

Ben Loescher (Chef):
Wow Selena you are dumb as shit

Bart Baker (Justin Bieber):
Selena!
What are you doin in my house?

Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):
Justin my dear I still love you
So I decided to stalk you!
And touching your things it feels so nice

Bart Baker (Justin Bieber):
Well keep your hands to yourself!

Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):
No stop what the hell?

Bart Baker (Justin Bieber):
What’s going on?

Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):
I can’t tell
Can’t control myself

Bart Baker (Justin Bieber):
Your hands are under some spell
Like they have minds of themselves
It must be demons from hell!
Evil time to be expelled!

Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):
Can’t keep my hands to myself