Текст Bart Baker – Starboy Parody
Текст:
I’m the Weeknd I’m the greatest ever
Rich as hell now got so much cheddar
I’m a huge pop star dude however
I’m never happy smile never
Makes me seem like an egocentric ass
All I do in this verse is brag
Bout all the cars and girls I have
I hate the person that I used to be
So I cut my hair and now I’ve totally
Reinvented myself with a hair cut
Which is a very immature teen mentality
It’s clear I’ve totally lost my mind
All of these platinum records have made me blind
Might as well destroy everything of mine
But before that I’ma snort some lines
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
They would all laugh
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
At my stupid fucking hairdo
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Kiss my damn ass
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Now I’m richer than all of you
Now that my hair’s gone the next thing I must do
Is to get rid of all my other old shit too
I’ll still be the best no matter what I lose
For example if I chop off this leg
I will probably get even more respect
Here I’ll just hack it off with this neon cross
Even my blood is rich it tastes like pasta sauce
Okay that hurts but what a relief
To prove there’s another part of the old me
I don’t need as long as I have money
Guess I might as well chop off the other one also
Even without legs I am still the best
I’ll post this on Instagram hashtag blessed
Who needs limbs? I should just lose the rest
Daft Punk what’s up guys are you impressed?
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
What have you done?
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
You’re a motherfuckin stump boy
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
You are so dumb
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Chop my motherfuckin head off!
Go away!
But if we cut off your head, it will destroy your vocal cords.
Bullshit! I don’t need any part of my old self to be a motherfuckin starboy! Cut it off, bitch!
See, we tried to tell you. Now, you can sing. People did not care about your looks, cars or money.
They cared about your voice. Your career is terminated, dumbass.