Текст Bridgit Mendler – Undateable

Oh for whatever reason
Each time I see him it goes so wrong
Like when I’m out the shower
Wet hair and powerpuff t-shirt on

No doubt, I got no game
My friends, they’re all the same
(Undateable)
You can’t lose
If you never try
That’s why me, and you
We’re undateable for life
We’re undateable for life

This world is first impressions
The first 2 seconds are all you got
This time I wasn’t on it
But honest promise I’m all you want
If you tell me what you like
Oh I bet that I’m a good fit
Caught me at the wrong time
Cause everytime I lose it

No doubt, I got no game
My friends, they’re all the same
(Undateable)
You can’t lose
If you never try
That’s why me, and you

I met a girl, won’t lie, on instagram
She was out of my league so I was a fan
Until I took on a date and things quickly changed
Turns out she has no brain
She would talk about her yorkie and how she’s the best
And how all of her exes could flex and had pecks
So I started to drink so I wouldn’t get pissed
Because if I got drunk I’d be shallow and into it
«Don’t look at me like that, Ron»

Yeah-eh

No doubt, I got no game
My friends, they’re all the same
(Undateable)
You can’t lose
If you never try
That’s why me, and you
We’re undateable for life
(Undateable)

No doubt, I got no game
My friends, they’re all the same
(Undateable)
You can’t lose
If you never try
That’s why me, and you
We’re undateable for life
(Undateable, undateable)
We’re undateable for life
(Undateable, undateable)
We’re undateable for life