Текст Cassidy – Tha Problem (Skit)

Bell rings, door opens…

Arab Man singing…

Cassidy
Aye yo my man,

Arab Man
1 second, 1 second,
Iss my part, iss my part of the
Song,
1 sec

Cassidy
Yo come on man,
I’m gunna late man,

Arab Man
Why you beeing disrespectful,
Why you come in my store,
You dont ring my bell,
(
Cassidy
Dog,dog,dog)
You dont wipe your feet on the carpet,
What the fuck,
Mine, see my rug, rub,

Cassidy
Fall back,
Fall back,
I need a chicken cheese steak man,

Arab Man
I dont have chicken any cheese what, (
Cassidy

Cassidy
I dont know what number it is man,
Chicken cheese steak man,
(
Arab Man
i have 1,2,3)
Chicken Cheese steak man,
Salt, pepper, ketchup, mayonaise,
And fried onions,
(
Arab Man
i dont have eggs, and and)
Throw some cheese fries in there
Too man,

Arab: talkin gibberish
1 second

Cassidy:
Throw some cheese fries in there too

Arab:
Okay, 1 second
singing

Cassidy
HURRY UP!!

Arab
I’m done as quick as this

Cassidy
What the fuck is this?!

Arab
Thats my special philly cheese steak for the for the man

Cassidy
dog this aint no philly cheese steak man

Arab
this is for the hood, i make this for the hood

Cassidy
this aint no philly cheese steak,
Dog you aint even from Philly,

Arab
Where the fuck are you from, i’m from here,

Cassidy
Nigga i’m from philly nigga, where the fuck are you form?!

Arab: (teasing)

Cassidy
Well I’m kell pipe nigga

Arab
Nigga i got pipes too, fuck

Cassidy
fuck is this shit?

Arab
i’m from philly so you dont like it then go home, thats where my steaks is from

Cassidy
what the fuck is wrong wit u man?!

Arab
next time, just take it easy, and ordee the combo!!

Cassidy
man fuck you and ya combo