Текст Chumbawamba – Today’s Sermon

Though they broke my legs, they gave me a crutch to walk
«Brothers and sisters, I have seen more than sinning. I have been away these
last 4 long years, but now I have returned to the fold, to be among my flock.
I come as humble shepard embodied by the almighty, the power above, the power
which is in me. Cos I am reborn brothers and sisters.
I am living proof that government saves!
Brothers and sisters, I want us to show our faith in the powers that be.
For we are the true belivers. I want us to come together, come to me and let us feel
the power of the cross. Todays lesson- stay in your homes exept on Thursdays,
do not stray from the path, it’s well sign posted, you cant miss it really and were open all day.
Now there’s no need to rush. We’ve got plenty of pencils for everyone. Now
there’re collecting tins for your donation. Cheque, credit card facilities
available. «Government Saves!» stickers and badges on sale.
T-shirts in small, mediem and large, all at competative prices!
Put a down payment on your place in heaven and buy me another 4 years brothers and sisters.
Dance dance wherever you may be I am the lord of the dance said
he. And if you don’t dance we have ways of making you dance. Government be with
you!»
Amen.