Текст Crazy Ex–Girlfriend Cast – Hello, Nice To Meet You

REBECCA:
Hello, nice to meet you
You’ve been inside of me

GREG:

REBECCA:
Aaaw

REBECCA & GREG:
Pleased to make your acquaintance, stranger
I’ve spent many years processing my anger
Wouldn’t know what to say to the person I knew
But it’s nice to meet you

GREF:
Oh, ma’am, your baguette!

REBECCA:
It’s funny, you remind me of this guy
Whom I labeled as toxic

GREG:
Yeah, in a certain light you look like
This girl who screwed my best friend

REBECCA:
Ugh, she sounds like a bitch

GREG:
Yeah, she kinda was

REBECCA & GREG:
We’ve met before
But I really can’t place it

GREG:
Oh, was it that time

REBECCA:
Right! That night was sick
I ate sauce off your…

GREG:
Yes, and that burned

REBECCA:
Ouch

REBECCA & GREG:
It’s nice to meet you

I mean is anyone we meet
Really that new to us
We’re all the same species
That grew in a uterus

REBECCA:
A kiss is a kiss

GREG:
But to be fair
It’s not every day your Doc asks
«How did sauce get in there?»

REBECCA:
Hello, nice to meet you
You seem really cool

GREG:
Hello, nice to meet you
I am indeed really cool

REBECCA & GREG:
If you have a message
For my doppelganger
I’m happy to pass it
Along as a favor

GREG:
Tell her I have her scrunchie

REBECCA:
I still have his coat

GREG:
Tell her she kissed good

REBECCA:
Tell him I have notes

GREG:
Ouch

REBECCA:
Tell him it’s sad
That he had to hide

GREG:
Tell her arrabbiata
Is not for inside

REBECCA:
Tell him I’m sorry

GREG:
Tell her I am too

REBECCA & GREG:
Now that’s settled
It’s nice to meet you
It’s nice to meet you
In various meet cutes
It’s nice to meet you