Текст Crazy Ex–Girlfriend Cast – I’m So Good At Yoga

Valencia:
We are in a yoga class
Now is the time to let your mind go blank
And focus instead on how awesome

Look at me, look at me
I’m so good at yoga
Look at me, look at me
I’m so good at yoga

Exhale on another sigh…

Class:
Rebecca sucks…

Valencia:
I do shit with my body
That no human should be able to do
Like putting my face behind my knees
Turning my hand into a shoe
As the morning sun kisses a lotus
I kiss my own pussy
Can you do that?
Greet each day, namastê
Fuck you, you’re fat

Look at me, look at me
I’m so good at yoga
Look at me, look at me
I’m so good at yoga

Class:
Look at her, look at her
Look at her, look at her

Valencia:

I’m not afraid to get tattoos
And they are all in Sanskrit (panther!)
Anal doesn’t hurt at all
Most times I prefer it

That’s what this tattoo says…

Class:
Look at her, look at her

Valencia:
I’m so good at yoga

Class:
Look at her, look at her

Valencia:
I cum vaginally

Class:
Look at her, look at her

Valencia:
I’m not afraid of clowns and trains

Class:
Look at her, look at her

Valencia:
My father didn’t leave me

Valencia & class:
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah (boom!)
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah (boom!)

Valencia:
I’m so good at yoga

Valencia & class:
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah (boom!)