Текст Cyndi Lauper – Makin’ Whoopee

Cyndi Lauper:
Every time I hear that march from Lohengrin
I am always on the outside lookin’ in
Maybe that is why I see the funny side

Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin’ whoopee

Tony Bennett:
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, who can blame him, he answers twice
Its really killin’, but he’s so willin’ to make whoopee

Tony Bennett
Picture a little love nest
Cyndi Lauper
I got you
Tony Bennett
Down where the roses cling
Cyndi Lauper
It’s very romantic
Tony Bennett
Picture that seems sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring
Cyndi Lauper
I’m with you

Tony Bennett
He’s washin’ dishes and baby clothes

Cyndi Lauper
Another year
Tony Bennett
What
Cyndi Lauper
Or maybe less
What’s this I hear, can’t you guess?
Tony Bennett
No
Cyndi Lauper
Hum
Tony Bennett
She feels neglected
Cyndi Lauper
Hum hum
Tony Bennett
And he’s suspected
Cyndi Lauper
That’s right
Together
Of makin’ whoopee

Cyndi Lauper
She sits alone, ‘most every night
He doesn’t phone nor even write
Tony Bennett
I forget the number
He says he’s busy,
Cyndi Lauper
Hum, yeah!
Tony Bennett
But she says, is he?
Cyndi Lauper
Hum hum
Together
He’s makin’ whoopee

Tony Bennett
He doesn’t make much money
Cyndi Lauper
Yeah, five hundred thousand per
Tony Bennett
Who told you that?
Some judge who thinks he’s funny
Cyndi Lauper
Says, you pay six to her
He says: «Now judge, what if I fail?»
Judge says: «Bud, right into jail»
Tony Bennett:
Whoops
You better keep her, I think it’s cheaper

Together
Than makin’ whoopee

Tony Bennett:
Yeah don’t forget, folks
Together:
That’s what you get, folks
For makin’ whoopee